I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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