Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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