I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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