my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
vagina is talking i cant
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Randomize
