The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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