You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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