Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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