Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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