If i come over, it means nothing
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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