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(760): View more from California

Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.

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(850): View more from Florida

Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet

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(954): View more from Florida

Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?

(1-954): View more from Florida

Hurt me personally.

(954): View more from Florida

Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?

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(206): View more from Washington

I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits

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(214): View more from Texas

We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are

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