Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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