i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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