haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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