I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Also, beer. Big fan.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Randomize
