do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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