Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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