Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
