Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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