How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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