Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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