maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
whose parrot is this?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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