Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Randomize
