Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Terrible idea I love it
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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