$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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