North Korea, Best Korea!
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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