I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Randomize
