it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
