bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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