I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
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