So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Found your dick twin last night
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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