Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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