So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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