On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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