forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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