my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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