as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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