me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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