If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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