She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
