Buhtt sex?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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