Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
