its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
