Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Welp...herpes.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Actions speak louder than pants.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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