I love black thongs
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
you win again, gameday.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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