I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
