My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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