well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
She told me I should be a condom model.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
