I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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