i don't like sucking hair
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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