Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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