i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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