weddingsv make me drug and hornr
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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