you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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