and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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