Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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